I've decided that I'm going to try to live a better life through understanding and tolerance of the things that I despise. You know, living peacefully and all that. I think the first step is to write down all the things that I hate so I can work through them.
Plus I'm annoyed.

I HATE:

-Children between the ages of 3-4 who STILL CANNOT TALK. This is NOT normal. What is wrong with its parents? Teach the damn thing to talk-it's not a baby anymore and it makes the child look retarded.

-Children 3 or older who still use diapers. This is lazy.

-Children past ONE who still nurse. This is fucking disgusting.

-Loud children.

-Children who scream.

-Children who cry excessively.

-Parents who allow their children to cry in public places and annoy other people.

-Parents who allow their children to run around public places and annoy other people.

-Anything to do with children.

-Girls between the ages of 12-21 who post Myspace pictures in any of these situations or a combination of these situations:
-in their underwear. Underaged girls in their underwear makes said underaged girls WHORES. Period.
-In front of a mirror-ESPECIALLY while the camera is obviously IN the shot and/or there are toothpaste spots on the actual mirror which show up in the photograph.
-When the girl takes the picture and there is a HUMONGOUS arm leading towards the camera. You look like a fucking retard and I hope you die. Example here [link]
-When girls pook their lips like an imaginary kiss and thing it's cute. You look deformed and, once again, mentally retarded.
-Gang signs. Fuck. Off. And. Die.

-11-15 year olds dressing like 21 year olds.

-Junior high kids.

-Freak dancing, and anybody who has ever participated in it. You are disgusting whores and I hope you die of AIDS, you fucking pigs.

-Those who are rude to other people and unhelpful simply because they do not know them. This is usually followed by said bitchy person's friend saying "Oh, he/she's really nice to people she knows, she's just mean when she doesn't know you." This is no excuse. Said person is a wicked bitch and should die and go to hell.

-Those who still believe that the man who currently resides in any home is the end-all, be-all for decision making. Just because you have a nutsack doesn't mean you're more important than I am. I have labia minora; this does not mean that I run the house.

-Hunting. Fishing is the same as hunting and is therefore included in this category.

-Animal abusers of any kind.

-Republicans.

-My Chemical Romance and anybody who listens to them.

-Dog collars on people. You're stupid. Die.

-Cream.

-Vanilla.

-People who quote stupid Johnny The Homicidal Maniac quotes and laugh because they think JTHM is somehow radically new and obscure and clever. It's not. I read that shit like six years ago. Kill yourself.

-"Cutters" who post pictures of their bloody arms on the internet or discuss it vividly and often with other people.
Listen. I don't give a shit if you die tomorrow. I don't give a shit how much pain you're in. I couldn't give LESS of a shit how deep you cut or how much blood comes out. In fact, the more you display these things as though they make you look "ttly rad awesome", the more I pray for you to hit a major artery and bleed to death on your bed, ridding the world of your utter stupidity.

-The Nightmare Before Christmas commercialized products. These products have made it so I am unable to go to a movie store and purchase the NBC DVD due to never ever ever ever ever ever ever wanting to have anybody accidentally associate me with those who wear these products. I have had the VHS since 1994 and a few years ago it finally died. Because of the staggering amount of twats running around wearing these products I have not been able to get said DVD. Fuck you all.

-Fur on anything but animals. This includes men with hairy chests.

-Bathing suits.

-Diane Dimond, Nancy Grace (Fucking twattiest twat-licking twat-headed cunty cunt EVER to be born), Gloria Allred, Tom Sneddon, Roger Friedman, etc. etc. etc.

-Skinheads

-People who think that just because someone's not white that it's okay for them to make racist comments. I don't do this double standards bullshit. Racist is racist is racist.

-Bros, Brohos, anything they stand for, anything they wear, and anything they do. There are no words to express my hatred for these worthless piles of shit.